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No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Matter
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How was your... eh... trip? Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. Um, eventful.
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You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.
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Don’t feel bad I regularly reduce people to unintelligible stammers.
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Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send a crack Retrieval team to get back what has been lost.. You have done so. Excuse me while I titter. Crack team? Honestly. A Cub-Scout patrol armed with water pistols could have defeated them.
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A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.
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If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.
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Are you saying that you people knew about these amorophobots all the time? Of course we did. They attacked us in Iceland. Remember? No. I was unconscious.
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Artemis: Holly, how did you find me? Holly: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: now, who could that be?
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When the moment comes, will you take your chance to be a hero?
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Holly, do you trust me?” Holly groaned. “Artemis, don’t ask me that. I just know one of your outrageous plans is coming.” “Do you trust me?” “Yes,” Holly sighed. “I do. More than anyone.
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We lost the crickets.
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A pity to survive night flights over St. Georges Channel only to crack my skull falling from a ladder.
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I am not exuding anything, said Holly through gritted teeth. Orion tapped her shoulder. I beg to differ. You're exuding right now, a wonderful aura. It's pastel blue with little dolphins.
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(text message) CMDR ROOT. TRBLE BELOW. HAVN OVRRN BY GOBLINS. PLCE PLAZA SRROUNDED. CUDGEON + OPL KBOI BHND PLOT. NO WPONS OR CMMUNICATIONS. DNA CNONS CNTRLLED BY KBOI. I M TRPPED IN OP BTH. CNCL THNKS IM 2 BLM. IF ALIVE PLSE HLP. IF NOT, WRNG NMBR.
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Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy.
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I don't like lollipops.
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I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room.
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Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers
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Other men look up and down, left and right but men like us are different. We are visionaries.
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Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl
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