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Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
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Proceed
Folk
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Fairy
Folks
Gibbering
Exist
Fowl
Existence
Artemis

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Don't hate me forever, Arty, whispered Holly. I couldn't bear that.
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A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.
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Yes, Chix, it's between us. Everyone has a right to be temporarily unstable. - Foaly
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I have no time for babbling foolishness.” “Don’t be so hasty,” said Victor. “There’s always time for babbling.
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Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.
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