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You wouldn't know a clue if it danced in front of you with a T-Shirt that read 'I'm a clue

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Wexford
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Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud.
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Control puberty? snorted the bodyguard.If you manage that, you'll be the first.
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Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense.
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Me, Artemis blurted. I'm the nut. Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before bringing the five-ton chunk of spacecraft swinging down toward the morsel of meat in its blue shell. I'm the nut! Artemis shouted again, a little hysterically, it must be said.
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Benny was awake again. Happened every morning.
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And one more thing. About my name — Artemis — you were right. In London, it is generally a female name, after the Greek goddess of archery. But every now and then a male comes along with such a talent for hunting that he earns the right to use the name. I am that male. Artemis the hunter. I hunted you.
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The humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concerned about the past than the present.
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Yes. Because every family needs a laser for thier family jet.
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Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.
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Chief of security : They have a tank! How did they get a tank up here?
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Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals. Holly said. Not me! said Orion cheerily, I'm just a Teenager with hormones running wild and may I say, young fairy lady, they're running wild in your direction.
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Just what we need, moaned Holly. Artemis Fowl with magical powers.
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I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.
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Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.
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I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room.
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I am perhaps unusual in that I came to 'Doctor Who' through the numerous novelisations and not through the television show.
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Stupid. Stupid. Foaly, we are both imbeciles. I don't expect lateral thinking from the LEP, but from you... ... What is it? [Holly] asked, afraid of the answer, which must surely be terrible. Yeah, agreed Foaly, who always had time to feel insulted. Why am I an imbecile?
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A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.
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In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarter—they plan ahead. They think about not getting caught.
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Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.
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