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Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa, intoned Opal, finishing her chant. Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so that I may feed him his organs.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Wexford
Shows
Organs
Around
Feed
May
Tolerance
Human
Forgiveness
Intoned
Humans
Inside
Opal
Path
Chant
Show
Filthy
Peace
Finishing

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