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Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Wexford
Accept
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Stupid
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Goblin
Fowl

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