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Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Wexford
Goblin
Fowl
Accept
Listen
Accepting
Move
Stupid
Moving

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Look! said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, Someone who cares!
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I waved my hand in front of my face, obi-wan style. I am not here. Niall's mucas glands kicked into overdrive. Eoin's dead! And his ghost is standing right there on the grass! Donal let out a long suffering sigh. Eoin is being a writer. Niall calmed down, becuase everyone knows writers are weird and are always doing stupid thingss.
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(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!
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There is always a use for everything, Victor had told him. Even pain.
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There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can't alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them, because the alternative is too terrible. -Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony
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Artemis: How long will it take you to prepare the time spell? N1 chewed his knuckle: About as long as it takes you to take your clothes off. Aaarrk, Artemis half choked.
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Artemis: I am not buoyed by that. Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be equalized. Mulch: I'm pretty sure that both of you just made really horrible jokes. But I'm not sure because I think you broke my funny bone.
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I am Butler. Anything I say sounds scary.
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Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.
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Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud.
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The humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concerned about the past than the present.
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Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa, intoned Opal, finishing her chant. Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so that I may feed him his organs.
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Benny was awake again. Happened every morning.
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Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl
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It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.
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Yes. Because every family needs a laser for thier family jet.
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