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Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Wexford
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Goblin
Fowl
Accept
Listen
Accepting
Move
Stupid

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Is that how you're going to take me? Scare me into voluntarily coming aboard, then steal my Ice Cube? It's always cubes with you, noted Foaly, somewhat randomly. What's wrong with a nice sphere?
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I bet, said Mulch, that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn. Opal tapped the suggestion into a small electronic notepad on her pocket computer. Thanks for that. Now, tell me everything.
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Don’t feel bad I regularly reduce people to unintelligible stammers.
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I am not exuding anything, said Holly through gritted teeth. Orion tapped her shoulder. I beg to differ. You're exuding right now, a wonderful aura. It's pastel blue with little dolphins.
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Benny was awake again. Happened every morning.
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Sounded like girls. Mixed feelings on that score. He didn't despise them with the same passion he used to. In fact, Benny suspected that there would come a time in the not-too-distant future when he might develop a mysterious interest in them.
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...Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make.
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Are you saying that you people knew about these amorophobots all the time? Of course we did. They attacked us in Iceland. Remember? No. I was unconscious.
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Anything else, Butler? The cosh, sir.
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My truffles? You took them? That's just mean!
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Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS!
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A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.
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We lost the crickets.
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In spite of what youngsters think, parents do not get a sneaky thrill out of punishing their children.
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Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.
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Who or what inspires you? I must admit that I often read my own articles in scientific journals and inspire myself.
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HOLLY: Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rule book? FOALY: No. I'm suggesting you do not own a copy of the rule book, and if you do, you have certainly never opened it.
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Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers. Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised. Anyone?
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Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.
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