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Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
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Accepting
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Stupid
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Goblin
Fowl
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Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud.
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Butler,” he called, his voice thin and childlike in the wind. “Yes, Artemis, what?” “If something goes wrong, wait for me. No matter how it looks, I will return. I will bring them all back.
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