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I'm LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Wexford
Captains
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Going
Gnome
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Orders
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Hey, look your girlfriend is saying something. Artemis had a vast mental reserve of scathing comebacks at his disposal, but none of them covered girlfriend insults. He wasn't even sure if it was an insult. And if it was, who was being insulted? Him or the girl?
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...This is the only way. I will not allow humans or fairies to die when I might have prevented it.” Butler would not give up. “Listen to yourself. You sound like a... like a good guy! There’s nothing in this for you.
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I am perhaps unusual in that I came to 'Doctor Who' through the numerous novelisations and not through the television show.
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Trust me. I'm a genius.
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Scientists are the enemies of tradition , and tradition own all the prisons. - Victor Vigny
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If you're going to read five books, three should be issues and two for fun.
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Anything else, Butler? The cosh, sir.
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Mulch's tongue lolled out, resting on the centaur's neck. Mmm, he mumbled around his tongue. Horse. Tasty Let's go, said Foaly nervously. Let's go right now.
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Remember this? You gave it to me for ensuring your trigger finger got reattached to your hand. You said it would remind me of that spark of decency inside me. I'm trying to do something decent now, Captain.
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Sounded like girls. Mixed feelings on that score. He didn't despise them with the same passion he used to. In fact, Benny suspected that there would come a time in the not-too-distant future when he might develop a mysterious interest in them.
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Miss me? Bet you did ... so would I.
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When the moment comes, will you take your chance to be a hero?
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Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers
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It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.
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(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)
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I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?
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Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers. Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised. Anyone?
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