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You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Punishing
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Trouble
Imagination

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Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa, intoned Opal, finishing her chant. Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so that I may feed him his organs.
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Too much damned TV. Thinks he's Sherlock Holmes. That's professor Moriarty, corrected Foaly. Holmes, Moriarty, they both look the same with the flesh scorched off their skulls.
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That was all he said, except for Aaaeerrgghhh. Which is not really a word. But the reason that he screamed Aaaeerrgghhh was that Franco had bitten him savegly on the wrist.
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The humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concerned about the past than the present.
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I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!!
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Her glare was so intense that you completely forgot she was wearing pink.
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I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?
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Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.
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Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud.
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Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.
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Look at those two. Wasting time. You wouldn't catch me doing that.
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Mulch was not impressed. 'I'm not impressed,' he said.
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No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.
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Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl
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Butler,” he called, his voice thin and childlike in the wind. “Yes, Artemis, what?” “If something goes wrong, wait for me. No matter how it looks, I will return. I will bring them all back.
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In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarter—they plan ahead. They think about not getting caught.
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That’s what I thought. When I looked that human in the face. I figured he was either a genius or crazy.” Artemis’s cool eyes glared at them from the screen. “So which is it?” asked Foaly. “A genius or crazy?” Root grabbed his tri-barreled blaster from the gun rack. “What’s the difference?
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I waved my hand in front of my face, obi-wan style. I am not here. Niall's mucas glands kicked into overdrive. Eoin's dead! And his ghost is standing right there on the grass! Donal let out a long suffering sigh. Eoin is being a writer. Niall calmed down, becuase everyone knows writers are weird and are always doing stupid thingss.
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I don't like lollipops.
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A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.
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