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Doobie always wanted to see the badge. It was shiny, and he was eight.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
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Shiny
Eight
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Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.
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A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl
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Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you,scoffed Opal.
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I'm LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders.
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It was calling me, that button, he offered as his excuse. I couldn't resist. -MULCH DIGGUMS ON A HIGHLY PRESS-ABLE BUTTON-
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Nobody's death is impending. ...Well technically everyone's death is impending.
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Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS!
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Artemis: I am not buoyed by that. Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be equalized. Mulch: I'm pretty sure that both of you just made really horrible jokes. But I'm not sure because I think you broke my funny bone.
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Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers
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There is always a use for everything, Victor had told him. Even pain.
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Holly, do you trust me?” Holly groaned. “Artemis, don’t ask me that. I just know one of your outrageous plans is coming.” “Do you trust me?” “Yes,” Holly sighed. “I do. More than anyone.
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I am not exuding anything, said Holly through gritted teeth. Orion tapped her shoulder. I beg to differ. You're exuding right now, a wonderful aura. It's pastel blue with little dolphins.
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Benny was awake again. Happened every morning.
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She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl
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When you've come face-to-face with the dark side of the school yard, life doesn't hold many surprises.
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Are you saying that you people knew about these amorophobots all the time? Of course we did. They attacked us in Iceland. Remember? No. I was unconscious.
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It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.
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Maybe I’ll keep you.” Abbot chuckled and prodded Artemis’s back with his sword. “It’d be nice to have a pet human around. I could teach you tricks.” “I have a trick for you,” said Artemis, and he fired a single blast from the gun.
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Artemis: How long will it take you to prepare the time spell? N1 chewed his knuckle: About as long as it takes you to take your clothes off. Aaarrk, Artemis half choked.
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