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She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Endure
Counselors
Degrees
Fowl
Called
Counselor
Force
Artemis
Littles
Misguided
Better
Therapy
Little
Forces
Ridiculous
Gooders

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