Quote

What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?

Eoin Colfer

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Wexford
Bigs
Barbecue
Mean
Wolf
Stick
Tonight
Sticks
Supposed
Bring
Head

More quotes by Eoin Colfer

Image
It was calling me, that button, he offered as his excuse. I couldn't resist. -MULCH DIGGUMS ON A HIGHLY PRESS-ABLE BUTTON-
Eoin Colfer
Image
I want you to know, my dear friend, that without you, I would not be the person I am today. He leaned in close and whispered, I was a broken boy, and you fixed me. Thank you.
Eoin Colfer
Image
Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy.
Eoin Colfer
Image
The two of them went down in a heap, with not even a turkey to break their fall.
Eoin Colfer
Image
Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.
Eoin Colfer
Image
Doobie always wanted to see the badge. It was shiny, and he was eight.
Eoin Colfer
Image
I waved my hand in front of my face, obi-wan style. I am not here. Niall's mucas glands kicked into overdrive. Eoin's dead! And his ghost is standing right there on the grass! Donal let out a long suffering sigh. Eoin is being a writer. Niall calmed down, becuase everyone knows writers are weird and are always doing stupid thingss.
Eoin Colfer
Image
Foaly: Anyone see you come in here? Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB. Foaly: The EIB? Holly: (smirking) Everyone in the building.
Eoin Colfer
Image
Benny was awake again. Happened every morning.
Eoin Colfer
Image
Just what we need, moaned Holly. Artemis Fowl with magical powers.
Eoin Colfer
Image
There’s always time for babbling.
Eoin Colfer
Image
The only other scenario that could explain everything, up to and including your own bizarre apperance, is a convoluted conspiracy theory involving the Russian Mafia and a crack team of plastic surgeons.
Eoin Colfer
Image
And it's amazing how much noise people ignoring each other can make.
Eoin Colfer
Image
(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!
Eoin Colfer
Image
When you've come face-to-face with the dark side of the school yard, life doesn't hold many surprises.
Eoin Colfer
Image
Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl
Eoin Colfer
Image
Well, I don't like the first bit and I don't know the last bit. So I'm really hoping the middle bit is exceptional.
Eoin Colfer
Image
I can't imagine what they're planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it, and it won't be legal.
Eoin Colfer
Image
My bugs don't have bugs.
Eoin Colfer
Image
A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl
Eoin Colfer