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Trust me. I'm a genius.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
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Vinyaya was being openly antagonistic, and that was an emotion that could be trusted, unless of course it was a bluff and the commander was a secret fan of his, unless it was a double bluff and she really did feel antagonistic.
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Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life.
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Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you,scoffed Opal.
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Holly walked rapidly into the cockpit, strapping herself into the pilot's chair. Seven and a half hours to save the world. Isn’t there some law that says we get at least twenty-four? Artemis strapped himself into the co-pilot's chair. I don't think Opal bothers with laws.
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Look! said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, Someone who cares!
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I am not exuding anything, said Holly through gritted teeth. Orion tapped her shoulder. I beg to differ. You're exuding right now, a wonderful aura. It's pastel blue with little dolphins.
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I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?
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In spite of what youngsters think, parents do not get a sneaky thrill out of punishing their children.
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Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy.
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Everything rests on the poisoned wine. If it were just the queen, I could force it down her gullet, but Declan Broekhart would run me through with that damned ceremonial sword, and if his wife's stares were daggers, he'd be dead already.
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Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud.
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My truffles? You took them? That's just mean!
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'Insanity... I like it.
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What many people don't know about 'Peter Pan' is that it's a very violent book and Hook is one of the most finely observed villains ever.
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The only other scenario that could explain everything, up to and including your own bizarre apperance, is a convoluted conspiracy theory involving the Russian Mafia and a crack team of plastic surgeons.
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Satan was crouched in the corner of his office, playing a gameboy, 'Die alien scum' he was saying feverishly.
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Very well. I understand. Just ... shut up!
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I am older and have more control over my empathy,' said Qwan. 'That's why I didn't throw up.' And having said that, he threw up.
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A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.
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Look at those two. Wasting time. You wouldn't catch me doing that.
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