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If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
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Somewhere

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That’s what I thought. When I looked that human in the face. I figured he was either a genius or crazy.” Artemis’s cool eyes glared at them from the screen. “So which is it?” asked Foaly. “A genius or crazy?” Root grabbed his tri-barreled blaster from the gun rack. “What’s the difference?
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There is always a use for everything, Victor had told him. Even pain.
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In spite of what youngsters think, parents do not get a sneaky thrill out of punishing their children.
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Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.
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...Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make.
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There’s always time for babbling.
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The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.
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Look at those two. Wasting time. You wouldn't catch me doing that.
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(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)
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When the moment comes, will you take your chance to be a hero?
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If you're going to read five books, three should be issues and two for fun.
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I have no time for babbling foolishness.” “Don’t be so hasty,” said Victor. “There’s always time for babbling.
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Miss me? Bet you did ... so would I.
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Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers
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No alcohol, Riley. She nodded at the screen. How are you liking the twenty-first century? Riley burped. The Take That are most melodic. And God bless Harry Potter is all I can say. If not for him, all of London would have been consumed by the dark arts.
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I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?
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I am Butler. Anything I say sounds scary.
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I can't imagine what they're planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it, and it won't be legal.
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Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense.
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I'm LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders.
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