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If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
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Maybe I’ll keep you.” Abbot chuckled and prodded Artemis’s back with his sword. “It’d be nice to have a pet human around. I could teach you tricks.” “I have a trick for you,” said Artemis, and he fired a single blast from the gun.
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Together we will be unstoppable.
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I have no time for babbling foolishness.” “Don’t be so hasty,” said Victor. “There’s always time for babbling.
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Mulch was not impressed. 'I'm not impressed,' he said.
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There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can't alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them, because the alternative is too terrible. -Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony
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Just what we need, moaned Holly. Artemis Fowl with magical powers.
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Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?
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Look at those two. Wasting time. You wouldn't catch me doing that.
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Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers
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Don't you worry about that, Mr. Adamsson. Why don't you head back to Reykjavik and spend some of that extortionate fee you charged me for a couple of hours' usage of your frankly third-rate restaurant and perhaps find a friendless tree stump to listen to your woes?
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It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.
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I want you to know, my dear friend, that without you, I would not be the person I am today. He leaned in close and whispered, I was a broken boy, and you fixed me. Thank you.
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It would take less than a second for you to die. But that's quite long enough to be in mortal agony, don't you think?
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Who or what inspires you? I must admit that I often read my own articles in scientific journals and inspire myself.
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I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!!
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Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense.
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A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again.
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Sometimes plans don't translate smoothly from paper to real life.
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Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send a crack Retrieval team to get back what has been lost.. You have done so. Excuse me while I titter. Crack team? Honestly. A Cub-Scout patrol armed with water pistols could have defeated them.
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Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life.
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