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If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
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Artemis looked at Holly and felt a tremendous affection for her... he could properly appreciate how fierce and beautiful his best friend was... She is truly magical, thought Artemis. Perhaps her qualities are more obvious to me now that I have decided to sacrifice myself.
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I am older and have more control over my empathy,' said Qwan. 'That's why I didn't throw up.' And having said that, he threw up.
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There’s always time for babbling.
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Of course. Opal is toying with our emotions for her own gratification. Nothing more. She wishes to place herself in a position of power, emotionally.
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There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can't alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them, because the alternative is too terrible. -Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony
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Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers
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Artemis turned and stared at his friend with the blue eyes. Holly was staring back, and she was smiling. “I remember,” she said aloud. “You saved me.” Artemis smiled back. “It never happened,” he said.
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Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.
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Too much damned TV. Thinks he's Sherlock Holmes. That's professor Moriarty, corrected Foaly. Holmes, Moriarty, they both look the same with the flesh scorched off their skulls.
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Mulch was not impressed. 'I'm not impressed,' he said.
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'Insanity... I like it.
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Nobody's death is impending. ...Well technically everyone's death is impending.
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When you've come face-to-face with the dark side of the school yard, life doesn't hold many surprises.
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Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you,scoffed Opal.
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Trust me. I'm a genius.
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If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void.
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I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.
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My truffles? You took them? That's just mean!
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