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If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
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I am perhaps unusual in that I came to 'Doctor Who' through the numerous novelisations and not through the television show.
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No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.
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If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void.
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Other men look up and down, left and right but men like us are different. We are visionaries.
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Control puberty? snorted the bodyguard.If you manage that, you'll be the first.
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Orion sniffed. Good. Then, worthy centaur, perhaps you could give me a ride to the village on your way back. Then I can make a few pennies wth my verses while you build us a shack and perform circus tricks for passersby. This was such a surprising statement that Foaly briefly considered jumping into the hole to get away.
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You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.
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Scientists are the enemies of tradition , and tradition own all the prisons. - Victor Vigny
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Connor Broekhart was born to fly, or more accurately he was born flying.
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how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant. Oh, I don't know mabye it's the magical red glow coming from the doorway, or perhaps it's the deafening howl of the temporal winds.' said Mervall. Descant nodded.'You could be right, brother. And don't think I don't know sarcasm when I hear it.
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Yes. Because every family needs a laser for thier family jet.
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...Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make.
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There’s always time for babbling.
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Nobody's death is impending. ...Well technically everyone's death is impending.
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A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.
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That’s what I thought. When I looked that human in the face. I figured he was either a genius or crazy.” Artemis’s cool eyes glared at them from the screen. “So which is it?” asked Foaly. “A genius or crazy?” Root grabbed his tri-barreled blaster from the gun rack. “What’s the difference?
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...I just pulled a pretty big job and needed to hide out for awhile. ...Where's all the loot? That, as my cousin Nord would say, is where my improvised lie falls apart. Artemis put two and two together and arrived at a very unpleasant four. You were here to rob me! No, I wasn't. How dare you?!
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Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa, intoned Opal, finishing her chant. Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so that I may feed him his organs.
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HOLLY: Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rule book? FOALY: No. I'm suggesting you do not own a copy of the rule book, and if you do, you have certainly never opened it.
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