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Eoin Colfer
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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
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Her glare was so intense that you completely forgot she was wearing pink.
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Wait, said Butler. Just wait, Holly. Artemis has a plan. He squinted through the green dome. What is your plan, Artemis? All Artemis could do was smile and shrug.
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Maybe I’ll keep you.” Abbot chuckled and prodded Artemis’s back with his sword. “It’d be nice to have a pet human around. I could teach you tricks.” “I have a trick for you,” said Artemis, and he fired a single blast from the gun.
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What many people don't know about 'Peter Pan' is that it's a very violent book and Hook is one of the most finely observed villains ever.
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Artemis: I am not buoyed by that. Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be equalized. Mulch: I'm pretty sure that both of you just made really horrible jokes. But I'm not sure because I think you broke my funny bone.
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Of course. Opal is toying with our emotions for her own gratification. Nothing more. She wishes to place herself in a position of power, emotionally.
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Commander: What's that? Foaly: It's a finger, what does look like?
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I am perhaps unusual in that I came to 'Doctor Who' through the numerous novelisations and not through the television show.
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Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss.
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Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.
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There’s always time for babbling.
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Artemis looked at Holly and felt a tremendous affection for her... he could properly appreciate how fierce and beautiful his best friend was... She is truly magical, thought Artemis. Perhaps her qualities are more obvious to me now that I have decided to sacrifice myself.
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Control puberty? snorted the bodyguard.If you manage that, you'll be the first.
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'Insanity... I like it.
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A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again.
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Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.
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I am older and have more control over my empathy,' said Qwan. 'That's why I didn't throw up.' And having said that, he threw up.
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When you've come face-to-face with the dark side of the school yard, life doesn't hold many surprises.
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