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Good. Illegal is always faster.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Illegal
Faster
Crime
Good
Always

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Of course I saved you, she said. I couldn't do without you. And because she was happy and flushed with magic Holly leaned down and kissed Artemis, magic sparking around the contact like tiny fireworks.
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'Insanity... I like it.
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It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.
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Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.
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Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you,scoffed Opal.
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There is always a use for everything, Victor had told him. Even pain.
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I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.
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HOLLY: Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rule book? FOALY: No. I'm suggesting you do not own a copy of the rule book, and if you do, you have certainly never opened it.
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I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.
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Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.
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Trust me. I'm a genius.
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I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?
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Who or what inspires you? I must admit that I often read my own articles in scientific journals and inspire myself.
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Control puberty? snorted the bodyguard.If you manage that, you'll be the first.
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My bugs don't have bugs.
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The humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concerned about the past than the present.
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Too much damned TV. Thinks he's Sherlock Holmes. That's professor Moriarty, corrected Foaly. Holmes, Moriarty, they both look the same with the flesh scorched off their skulls.
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We lost the crickets, she said. Even you can't make that sound tough. ...I am Butler, he said with a straight-face. Everything I say sounds tough. Now, get out of the lake, fairy.
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I am perhaps unusual in that I came to 'Doctor Who' through the numerous novelisations and not through the television show.
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It was calling me, that button, he offered as his excuse. I couldn't resist. -MULCH DIGGUMS ON A HIGHLY PRESS-ABLE BUTTON-
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