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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
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Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Wexford
Crime
Good
Always
Illegal
Faster

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If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees.
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The name's Bond. James Omar Bond.
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Too much damned TV. Thinks he's Sherlock Holmes. That's professor Moriarty, corrected Foaly. Holmes, Moriarty, they both look the same with the flesh scorched off their skulls.
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Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.
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I bet, said Mulch, that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn. Opal tapped the suggestion into a small electronic notepad on her pocket computer. Thanks for that. Now, tell me everything.
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I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.
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If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void.
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Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both?
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There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of them. The other lived on an island in the South China Sea, and spent his days meditating and beating up palm trees. You had to feel sorry for the B'wa Kell.
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A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl
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Mulch's tongue lolled out, resting on the centaur's neck. Mmm, he mumbled around his tongue. Horse. Tasty Let's go, said Foaly nervously. Let's go right now.
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The two of them went down in a heap, with not even a turkey to break their fall.
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Artemis Fowl will never be secondary. I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second? said Holly.
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That was all he said, except for Aaaeerrgghhh. Which is not really a word. But the reason that he screamed Aaaeerrgghhh was that Franco had bitten him savegly on the wrist.
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A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again.
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It would take less than a second for you to die. But that's quite long enough to be in mortal agony, don't you think?
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Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you,scoffed Opal.
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I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!!
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Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face.
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Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa, intoned Opal, finishing her chant. Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so that I may feed him his organs.
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