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Good. Illegal is always faster.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Wexford
Good
Always
Illegal
Faster
Crime

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Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.
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Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.
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HOLLY: Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rule book? FOALY: No. I'm suggesting you do not own a copy of the rule book, and if you do, you have certainly never opened it.
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Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you,scoffed Opal.
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Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.
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Very well. I understand. Just ... shut up!
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This was a nightmare scenario for any bodyguard: stuck in the middle of a transparent tube, several miles underwater, with a murdering band of fugitives at one end and an enthralled but still highly skilled police officer at the other.
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Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both?
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My truffles? You took them? That's just mean!
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I bet, said Mulch, that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn. Opal tapped the suggestion into a small electronic notepad on her pocket computer. Thanks for that. Now, tell me everything.
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It was calling me, that button, he offered as his excuse. I couldn't resist. -MULCH DIGGUMS ON A HIGHLY PRESS-ABLE BUTTON-
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A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl
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If you're going to read five books, three should be issues and two for fun.
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A pity to survive night flights over St. Georges Channel only to crack my skull falling from a ladder.
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Holly, do you trust me?” Holly groaned. “Artemis, don’t ask me that. I just know one of your outrageous plans is coming.” “Do you trust me?” “Yes,” Holly sighed. “I do. More than anyone.
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I am older and have more control over my empathy,' said Qwan. 'That's why I didn't throw up.' And having said that, he threw up.
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It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.
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Chief of security : They have a tank! How did they get a tank up here?
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There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of them. The other lived on an island in the South China Sea, and spent his days meditating and beating up palm trees. You had to feel sorry for the B'wa Kell.
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Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud.
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