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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Illegal
Faster
Crime
Good
Always

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Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss.
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I have a lovely office at the back of my house it's an old stable and you can see right out to the countryside on one side and into the house on the other side.
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Yes, Chix, it's between us. Everyone has a right to be temporarily unstable. - Foaly
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(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)
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how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant. Oh, I don't know mabye it's the magical red glow coming from the doorway, or perhaps it's the deafening howl of the temporal winds.' said Mervall. Descant nodded.'You could be right, brother. And don't think I don't know sarcasm when I hear it.
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Victor Vigny: It is like the old fairy tale. The boy saves the princess they fall in love. He invents a flying machine - along with his dashing teacher, of course. They get married and name thier firstborn after the aforementioned dashing teacher. Conor: I don't recall that fairy tale from the nursery. Victor Vigny: Trust me, It's a classic.
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I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?
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Too much damned TV. Thinks he's Sherlock Holmes. That's professor Moriarty, corrected Foaly. Holmes, Moriarty, they both look the same with the flesh scorched off their skulls.
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Sounded like girls. Mixed feelings on that score. He didn't despise them with the same passion he used to. In fact, Benny suspected that there would come a time in the not-too-distant future when he might develop a mysterious interest in them.
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Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life.
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Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?
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There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of them. The other lived on an island in the South China Sea, and spent his days meditating and beating up palm trees. You had to feel sorry for the B'wa Kell.
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Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.
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Her glare was so intense that you completely forgot she was wearing pink.
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Look at those two. Wasting time. You wouldn't catch me doing that.
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Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl
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Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.
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I feel like Alice falling into Wonderland. A line came to him: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.
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My truffles? You took them? That's just mean!
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And it's amazing how much noise people ignoring each other can make.
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