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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Wexford
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Just what we need, moaned Holly. Artemis Fowl with magical powers.
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Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.
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Look! said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, Someone who cares!
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Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers. Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised. Anyone?
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There’s always time for babbling.
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The two of them went down in a heap, with not even a turkey to break their fall.
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Butler,” he called, his voice thin and childlike in the wind. “Yes, Artemis, what?” “If something goes wrong, wait for me. No matter how it looks, I will return. I will bring them all back.
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I am Butler. Anything I say sounds scary.
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Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.
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Of course. Opal is toying with our emotions for her own gratification. Nothing more. She wishes to place herself in a position of power, emotionally.
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Artemis Fowl will never be secondary. I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second? said Holly.
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Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.
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A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.
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Vinyaya was being openly antagonistic, and that was an emotion that could be trusted, unless of course it was a bluff and the commander was a secret fan of his, unless it was a double bluff and she really did feel antagonistic.
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If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void.
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Nobody's death is impending. ...Well technically everyone's death is impending.
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(text message) CMDR ROOT. TRBLE BELOW. HAVN OVRRN BY GOBLINS. PLCE PLAZA SRROUNDED. CUDGEON + OPL KBOI BHND PLOT. NO WPONS OR CMMUNICATIONS. DNA CNONS CNTRLLED BY KBOI. I M TRPPED IN OP BTH. CNCL THNKS IM 2 BLM. IF ALIVE PLSE HLP. IF NOT, WRNG NMBR.
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(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!
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It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.
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I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.
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