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(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Artemis
Sandwich
Sandwiches
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Terrible
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Difficult
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Fowl

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