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A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Museums
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Holly, do you trust me?” Holly groaned. “Artemis, don’t ask me that. I just know one of your outrageous plans is coming.” “Do you trust me?” “Yes,” Holly sighed. “I do. More than anyone.
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If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.
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In spite of what youngsters think, parents do not get a sneaky thrill out of punishing their children.
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Artemis Fowl will never be secondary. I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second? said Holly.
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Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.
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Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.
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That’s what I thought. When I looked that human in the face. I figured he was either a genius or crazy.” Artemis’s cool eyes glared at them from the screen. “So which is it?” asked Foaly. “A genius or crazy?” Root grabbed his tri-barreled blaster from the gun rack. “What’s the difference?
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It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.
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I am Butler. Anything I say sounds scary.
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We lost the crickets.
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I can't imagine what they're planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it, and it won't be legal.
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Anything else, Butler? The cosh, sir.
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She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl
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I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.
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...I just pulled a pretty big job and needed to hide out for awhile. ...Where's all the loot? That, as my cousin Nord would say, is where my improvised lie falls apart. Artemis put two and two together and arrived at a very unpleasant four. You were here to rob me! No, I wasn't. How dare you?!
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Sounded like girls. Mixed feelings on that score. He didn't despise them with the same passion he used to. In fact, Benny suspected that there would come a time in the not-too-distant future when he might develop a mysterious interest in them.
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how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant. Oh, I don't know mabye it's the magical red glow coming from the doorway, or perhaps it's the deafening howl of the temporal winds.' said Mervall. Descant nodded.'You could be right, brother. And don't think I don't know sarcasm when I hear it.
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Together we will be unstoppable.
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Just what we need, moaned Holly. Artemis Fowl with magical powers.
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There is always a use for everything, Victor had told him. Even pain.
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