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I can't imagine what they're planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it, and it won't be legal.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
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Science Fiction Writer
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Wexford
Legal
Planning
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