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I can't imagine what they're planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it, and it won't be legal.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Wexford
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Legal
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Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send a crack Retrieval team to get back what has been lost.. You have done so. Excuse me while I titter. Crack team? Honestly. A Cub-Scout patrol armed with water pistols could have defeated them.
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Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?
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The miracle of modern science. The LEP pours millions into your department, Foaly, and all you can do is send Mud Boys to the toilet.
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Her glare was so intense that you completely forgot she was wearing pink.
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Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss.
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She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl
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Mulch was not impressed. 'I'm not impressed,' he said.
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Control puberty? snorted the bodyguard.If you manage that, you'll be the first.
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