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I can't imagine what they're planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it, and it won't be legal.

Eoin Colfer

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Eoin Colfer
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: May 14
Author
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Wexford
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Planning
Imagine
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Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.
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Benny was awake again. Happened every morning.
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Scientists are the enemies of tradition , and tradition own all the prisons. - Victor Vigny
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No alcohol, Riley. She nodded at the screen. How are you liking the twenty-first century? Riley burped. The Take That are most melodic. And God bless Harry Potter is all I can say. If not for him, all of London would have been consumed by the dark arts.
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A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.
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Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl
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I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.
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Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.
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Foaly: Anyone see you come in here? Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB. Foaly: The EIB? Holly: (smirking) Everyone in the building.
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You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.
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Of course I saved you, she said. I couldn't do without you. And because she was happy and flushed with magic Holly leaned down and kissed Artemis, magic sparking around the contact like tiny fireworks.
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I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.
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Together we will be unstoppable.
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