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My old man is drunker than a barrel full of monkeys, but my old lady she don't care.

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Elton John
Age: 77
Born: 1947
Born: March 25
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Singer
Singer-Songwriter
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Sir Elton Hercules John
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He [Ryan White] had a kind of angelic aura about him. And his family, too, it's like, they are going through all this suffering, and I'm living this Life of Riley and I'm complaining about everything, and they are living this horrific life and complaining about nothing.
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The French are useless. They can't organize a piss-up in a brewery.
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If I was to say what I am, I'd be a Labour man. I like Tony Blair a lot, I think he's a good man. And in America I'd definitely be a Democrat I'd never be a Republican.
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