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[On the British Museum:] It was manifestly impossible to read all the books in that huge, gloomy structure, but I made a good try and accumulated a fund of useless information guaranteed to cast a pall over any dinner table.

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Elsa Maxwell
Age: 80 †
Born: 1883
Born: May 24
Died: 1963
Died: November 1
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