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He's male. I've noticed that sometimes the brains simply get left out of the package.

Eloisa James

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Eloisa James
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: January 1
Novelist
Professor
Minnesota
United States
Mary Bly
Noticed
Brains
Male
Males
Simply
Brain
Left
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