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Who needs sleep? I laugh in the face of sleep!
Ellen DeGeneres
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Ellen DeGeneres
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: January 26
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Ellen Lee DeGeneres
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I hope I make people feel better. I hope I take people out of their situations a little bit and make them happier. That's really why I do what I do.
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I just want to find somebody special, somebody that I click with.
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You know that song that asks, Why do fools fall in love?? I think the obvious answer is because they're fools.
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I cannot imagine not going home to animals. They are the closest thing to God. They don't harbour resentment.
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For me, it's that I contributed, ... That I'm on this planet doing some good and making people happy. That's to me the most important thing, that my hour of television is positive and upbeat and an antidote for all the negative stuff going on in life.
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Being a teenager and figuring out who you are is hard enough without someone attacking you.
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I see those picketers, and I think you know, if I weren't a loving, non-violent, spiritual person, I would really go over there and grab those signs and smash them over their heads and shove them up their asses. But...I'm a loving, spiritual person.
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Please raise your children with love and non-judgement. Tell them everyone has the right to love who they want to love. It shouldn’t threaten you or who you are.
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The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should probably be in on it too.
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I like sitting at outdoor restaurants it would be nice to go someplace on the street and not worry about somebody taking my picture while I'm about to take a bite of something.
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If we lose our phones, we lose our phone books. You don't memorize numbers anymore.
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I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.
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People love gossip. It's the biggest thing that keeps the entertainment industry going.
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Have you seen the deer heads on the walls of bars, the ones wearing party hats, sunglasses and streamers? I feel sorry for them because obviously they were at a party having a good time.
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I don't pay attention to the number of birthdays. It's weird when I say I'm 53. It just is crazy that I'm 53. I think I'm very immature. I feel like a kid. That's why my back goes out all the time, because I completely forget I can't do certain things anymore - like doing the plank for 10 minutes.
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