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My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?... Noooo... as funny as that is, I'm not

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Ellen DeGeneres
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: January 26
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
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Talk Show Host
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Television Presenter
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Metairie
Louisiana
Ellen Lee DeGeneres
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