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What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dikk is hanging out.
Ellen DeGeneres
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Ellen DeGeneres
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: January 26
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The song 'If I Had a Hammer' is geared toward people who don't have a hammer. Maybe before I had a hammer I thought I'd hammer in the morning and hammer in the evening. But once you get a hammer, you find you don't really hammer as much as you thought you would.
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I don't know who had the bright idea of teaching pneumonia how to walk, but I'd like to find that dunderhead before he decides he wants to teach it how to drive.
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Beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin. It's about knowing and accepting who you are.
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We're told to go on living our lives as usual, because to do otherwise is to let the terrorists win, and really, what would upset the Taliban more than a gay woman wearing a suit in front of a room full of Jews?
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There's nothing I know for sure, because I know for sure that things change.
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I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
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Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
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Never follow anyone else’s path, unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path and by all means you should follow that. Don’t give advice, it will come back and bite you in the ass. Don’t take anyone’s advice. So my advice to you is to be true to yourself and everything will be fine.
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It's our challenges and obstacles that give us layers of depth and make us interesting.
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It must be around forty, when you're over the hill. I don't even know what that means and why it's a bad thing. When I go hiking and I get over the hill, that means I'm past the hard part and there's a snack in my future. That's a good thing as far as I'm concerned.
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I know there's always going to be feedback no matter what the subject. I am shocked by somebody commenting on my shoes or my clothes. Everyone has an opinion, everyone is logging about everything and has an opinion. So I can't possibly pay attention to that.
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I talked to Beyonce and she wants to learn how to speak Arabic and she wants to jump out of an airplane. I don't want to do that. I just don't want to wash my hair every day.
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Some of the most devastating things that happen to you will teach you the most
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I think beauty comes from actually knowing who you are. That's real beauty to me.
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We put the wrong emphasis on what beauty is and what health is. Health is being vibrant and having energy and being happy.
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There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything.
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I cannot imagine not going home to animals. They are the closest thing to God. They don't harbour resentment.
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There's always time to do things that you're passionate about. ... If my name helps get something out there that I believe in then I am going to produce it. ... Design is really my true love.
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My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.
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I wanted to have money I wanted to be special I wanted people to like me I wanted to be famous.
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