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Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex.
Ellen DeGeneres
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Ellen DeGeneres
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: January 26
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Ellen Lee DeGeneres
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Who needs sleep? I laugh in the face of sleep!
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