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Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex.

Ellen DeGeneres

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Ellen DeGeneres
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: January 26
Actor
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Talk Show Host
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Metairie
Louisiana
Ellen Lee DeGeneres
Inferiority
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You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled.
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When the message out there is so horrible that, to be gay, you can get killed for it... we need to change the message!!
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The sixties were when hallucinogenic drugs were really, really big. And I don't think it's a coincidence that we had the type of shows we had then, like The Flying Nun.
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[Airline food] is the tiniest food I've ever seen in my entire life. Any kind of meat that you get - chicken, steak, anything - has grill marks on each side, like somehow we'll actually believe there's an open-flame grill in the front of the plane.
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What you look like on the outside is not what makes you cool at all. I mean, I had a mullet and wore parachute pants for a long, long time, and I'm doin' okay.
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I'm a lesbian, an Aquarian, and a vegetarian.
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Be open to learning new lessons, even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday.
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For some reason, we can't just enjoy somebody else's success. Somehow, that's going to affect us. If they have more, then I have less - and I don't know why.
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You just have to keep driving down the road. It's going to bend and curve and you'll speed up and slow down, but the road keeps going.
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