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I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old-fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.

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Ellen DeGeneres
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: January 26
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