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Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow.

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Ellen DeGeneres
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: January 26
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