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Citizens are all equal in politics: we each have one vote.

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Elayne Boosler
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: August 18
Actor
Comedian
Brooklyn
New York
Equal
Politics
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Citizens

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For a single woman, preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton.
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You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.
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Comedy is a blood sport. It flays the truth and spurts twisted logic. In America, people become comics because we don't have bullfighting.
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My belief is that guns are too easy to get in America. My belief is that the NRA has bought much of our congress, to the point that guns are actually the only unregulated consumer product in America. Think about that. It's stunning.
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Every time we help an animal, we are healing ourselves, over and over.
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping.
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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
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Most people love animals, and most people love to laugh. Combining the two makes both resonate deeper.
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I love my parents and they're wonderful people, but they were strict, and I still look for ways to get even. When I got my own apartment for the very first time and they came to stay with me for the weekend, I made them stay in separate bedrooms.
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Why isn't the movie industry forced to open its shooting locations to an organization that is there to advocate for animal actors? The industry isn't allowed to pick and choose which movies using young children it will or won't allow to be monitored. The vulnerable should be protected.
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People want sex education out of the schools. They believe sex education causes promiscuity. Hey, I took algebra, but I never do math.
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Men put all kinds of expectations on you. They want you to scream 'You're the best' while swearing you've never done this with anyone before.
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My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
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What do hookers do on their nights off, type?
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There are many comedians who are afraid to work outside the coasts and the casinos because they're afraid they'll bomb.
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I can't get married. I can't fake sleep for 30 years.
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Designers don't put out the same sweater every year. They just keep creating.
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I personally cannot tell you how many times we rescuers put our names on animals to come to us as soon as they are eligible for release, only to find they have been senselessly killed by overzealous pound workers.
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To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.
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When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
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