Quote

Most people love animals, and most people love to laugh. Combining the two makes both resonate deeper.

Elayne Boosler

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Elayne Boosler
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: August 18
Actor
Comedian
Brooklyn
New York
Laugh
Laughing
Animal
Makes
Two
Resonate
Love
Combining
People
Deeper
Animals

More quotes by Elayne Boosler

Image
I pray if I ever find out I have only about three minutes to live it's during a basketball game, because then I'll have, what, 10, 12 years to live?
Elayne Boosler
Image
You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.
Elayne Boosler
Image
Horse racing is waning in popularity.
Elayne Boosler
Image
The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
Elayne Boosler
Image
I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.
Elayne Boosler
Image
I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
Elayne Boosler
Image
We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.'
Elayne Boosler
Image
While editors and newspaper owners currently fret over shrinking readership and lost profits, they do the one thing that insures cutting their own throats they keep reducing space for the one feature that attracts new young readers in the first place the comic strips.
Elayne Boosler
Image
For me, comedy is a day-to-day report on the human condition. It's what's happening right now. I get maybe 20 minutes of my act straight from the newspaper.
Elayne Boosler
Image
To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.
Elayne Boosler
Image
I think about death. I don't want to die with clothes in the cleaners.
Elayne Boosler
Image
I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes our beach house.'
Elayne Boosler
Image
Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower.
Elayne Boosler
Image
We've seen the uproars around the world concerning cartoons depicting the prophet Mohammad. Anyone who does not think comic strips are relevant never had a fatwa put on him/her for drawing a picture.
Elayne Boosler
Image
A study last year showed that the page you turn to first in the newspaper can be a predictor of how long you will live. No surprise, turning first to the Comics Pages prolongs your life.
Elayne Boosler
Image
Designers don't put out the same sweater every year. They just keep creating.
Elayne Boosler
Image
Citizens are all equal in politics: we each have one vote.
Elayne Boosler
Image
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
Elayne Boosler
Image
I can't get married. I can't fake sleep for 30 years.
Elayne Boosler
Image
Why isn't the movie industry forced to open its shooting locations to an organization that is there to advocate for animal actors? The industry isn't allowed to pick and choose which movies using young children it will or won't allow to be monitored. The vulnerable should be protected.
Elayne Boosler