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My mother always said you could eat off her floor you could eat of my floor too, there's so much food down there.

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Elayne Boosler
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: August 18
Actor
Comedian
Brooklyn
New York
Mother
Much
Always
Floor
Food

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