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I read books that say if you want to keep sex hot you tell a person what you want. How do you tell 'em you want somebody else?

Elayne Boosler

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Elayne Boosler
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: August 18
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I’ve thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers was on the Comics Pages. They were able to pull off intelligent social comment, pure truths not found elsewhere in the news pages, and had the ability to make it all funny, entertaining, and pertinent.
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I run everywhere and eavesdrop. It's the best way to see a city.
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There are many comedians who are afraid to work outside the coasts and the casinos because they're afraid they'll bomb.
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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
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You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number.
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Horse racing is waning in popularity.
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Citizens are all equal in politics: we each have one vote.
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I didn't get a high school diploma. I really didn't have much of an education, which left me open to educating myself throughout my life, without the limitations on intellectual curiosity a formal education can impose. I followed what interested me.
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I always had a running commentary in my head that was extremely funny and off-center, but I never said it to anyone.
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My belief is that guns are too easy to get in America. My belief is that the NRA has bought much of our congress, to the point that guns are actually the only unregulated consumer product in America. Think about that. It's stunning.
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I can't get married. I can't fake sleep for 30 years.
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My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.
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We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.'
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San Francisco is really fun and liberal, and it's my kind of politics. It's like being Jewish in front of Jewish people.
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I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.
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For me, comedy is a day-to-day report on the human condition. It's what's happening right now. I get maybe 20 minutes of my act straight from the newspaper.
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We've seen the uproars around the world concerning cartoons depicting the prophet Mohammad. Anyone who does not think comic strips are relevant never had a fatwa put on him/her for drawing a picture.
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My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
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Wouldn’t it be great to see a line in all movie credits that truthfully says, “Nobody was harmed in the making of this film, and at the cast party, all animals got a belly belly belly rub”.
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Designers don't put out the same sweater every year. They just keep creating.
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