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I run everywhere and eavesdrop. It's the best way to see a city.
Elayne Boosler
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Elayne Boosler
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: August 18
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I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.
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You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.
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I love my parents and they're wonderful people, but they were strict, and I still look for ways to get even. When I got my own apartment for the very first time and they came to stay with me for the weekend, I made them stay in separate bedrooms.
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I think about death. I don't want to die with clothes in the cleaners.
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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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I can't get married. I can't fake sleep for 30 years.
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Men put all kinds of expectations on you. They want you to scream 'You're the best' while swearing you've never done this with anyone before.
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When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab. He's responsible for my favorite New Year's memory of all: At the end of the show, he ran onstage and then out across all the tables in the showroom, sending champagne glasses and gamblers flying.
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My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.
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My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
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I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes our beach house.'
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While editors and newspaper owners currently fret over shrinking readership and lost profits, they do the one thing that insures cutting their own throats they keep reducing space for the one feature that attracts new young readers in the first place the comic strips.
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Comedy is a blood sport. It flays the truth and spurts twisted logic. In America, people become comics because we don't have bullfighting.
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Most people love animals, and most people love to laugh. Combining the two makes both resonate deeper.
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I read books that say if you want to keep sex hot you tell a person what you want. How do you tell 'em you want somebody else?
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My belief is that guns are too easy to get in America. My belief is that the NRA has bought much of our congress, to the point that guns are actually the only unregulated consumer product in America. Think about that. It's stunning.
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I'm pretty equal opportunity when it comes to issues to joke about.
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I pray if I ever find out I have only about three minutes to live it's during a basketball game, because then I'll have, what, 10, 12 years to live?
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San Francisco is really fun and liberal, and it's my kind of politics. It's like being Jewish in front of Jewish people.
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Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower.
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