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You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number.
Elayne Boosler
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Elayne Boosler
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: August 18
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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
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People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's under water. But it's certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool.
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I always had a running commentary in my head that was extremely funny and off-center, but I never said it to anyone.
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San Francisco is really fun and liberal, and it's my kind of politics. It's like being Jewish in front of Jewish people.
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We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.'
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I run everywhere and eavesdrop. It's the best way to see a city.
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Citizens are all equal in politics: we each have one vote.
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When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
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I never minded flying cheap. I always said to myself, 'Taking this flight saves enough money to rescue four dogs, or six cats, or will let me make a difference to the one woman saving chimps in Cameroon.'
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While editors and newspaper owners currently fret over shrinking readership and lost profits, they do the one thing that insures cutting their own throats they keep reducing space for the one feature that attracts new young readers in the first place the comic strips.
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I think about death. I don't want to die with clothes in the cleaners.
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Every time we help an animal, we are healing ourselves, over and over.
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My mother always said you could eat off her floor you could eat of my floor too, there's so much food down there.
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A study last year showed that the page you turn to first in the newspaper can be a predictor of how long you will live. No surprise, turning first to the Comics Pages prolongs your life.
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I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food.
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To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.
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Designers don't put out the same sweater every year. They just keep creating.
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Why isn't the movie industry forced to open its shooting locations to an organization that is there to advocate for animal actors? The industry isn't allowed to pick and choose which movies using young children it will or won't allow to be monitored. The vulnerable should be protected.
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