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I never minded flying cheap. I always said to myself, 'Taking this flight saves enough money to rescue four dogs, or six cats, or will let me make a difference to the one woman saving chimps in Cameroon.'

Elayne Boosler

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Elayne Boosler
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: August 18
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Brooklyn
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