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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots.

Elayne Boosler

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Elayne Boosler
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: August 18
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I personally cannot tell you how many times we rescuers put our names on animals to come to us as soon as they are eligible for release, only to find they have been senselessly killed by overzealous pound workers.
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I can't get married. I can't fake sleep for 30 years.
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I think about death. I don't want to die with clothes in the cleaners.
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Horse racing is waning in popularity.
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I read books that say if you want to keep sex hot you tell a person what you want. How do you tell 'em you want somebody else?
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We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.'
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