Quote

I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots.

Elayne Boosler

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Elayne Boosler
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: August 18
Actor
Comedian
Brooklyn
New York
Genius
Doubly
Goes
Geniuses
Artist
Idiots
Also
Thankful
Matter
Recognized
Hard
Idiot
Good
Eventually
People
Artists

More quotes by Elayne Boosler

Image
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.
Elayne Boosler
Image
I personally cannot tell you how many times we rescuers put our names on animals to come to us as soon as they are eligible for release, only to find they have been senselessly killed by overzealous pound workers.
Elayne Boosler
Image
I can't get married. I can't fake sleep for 30 years.
Elayne Boosler
Image
Why isn't the movie industry forced to open its shooting locations to an organization that is there to advocate for animal actors? The industry isn't allowed to pick and choose which movies using young children it will or won't allow to be monitored. The vulnerable should be protected.
Elayne Boosler
Image
There are many comedians who are afraid to work outside the coasts and the casinos because they're afraid they'll bomb.
Elayne Boosler
Image
I run everywhere and eavesdrop. It's the best way to see a city.
Elayne Boosler
Image
I pray if I ever find out I have only about three minutes to live it's during a basketball game, because then I'll have, what, 10, 12 years to live?
Elayne Boosler
Image
I read books that say if you want to keep sex hot you tell a person what you want. How do you tell 'em you want somebody else?
Elayne Boosler
Image
You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number.
Elayne Boosler
Image
My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.
Elayne Boosler
Image
I deliver very traditionally, and people aren't threatened. I think if I cursed or seemed wilder, I couldn't get away with the amount of very opinionated politics I get away with.
Elayne Boosler
Image
Every time we help an animal, we are healing ourselves, over and over.
Elayne Boosler
Image
I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes our beach house.'
Elayne Boosler
Image
Horse racing is waning in popularity.
Elayne Boosler
Image
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
Elayne Boosler
Image
We've seen the uproars around the world concerning cartoons depicting the prophet Mohammad. Anyone who does not think comic strips are relevant never had a fatwa put on him/her for drawing a picture.
Elayne Boosler
Image
I'm pretty equal opportunity when it comes to issues to joke about.
Elayne Boosler
Image
For a single woman, preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton.
Elayne Boosler
Image
Here is what is needed for Occupy Wall Street to become a force for change: a clear, and clearly expressed, objective. Or two.
Elayne Boosler
Image
Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Elayne Boosler