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A vile beastly rottenheaded foolbegotten brazenthroated pernicous piggish screaming, tearing, roaring, perplexing, splitmecrackle crashmecriggle insane ass of a woman is practising howling below-stairs with a brute of a singingmaster so horribly, that my head is nearly off.

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Edward Lear
Age: 75 †
Born: 1812
Born: May 12
Died: 1888
Died: January 29
Artist
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Landscape Painter
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I am almost thanking God that I was never educated, for it seems to me that 999 of those who are so, expensively and laboriously, have lost all before they arrive at my age-& remain like Swift's Stulbruggs-cut and dry for life, making no use of their earlier-gained treasures:-whereas, I seem to be on the threshold of knowledge.
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And if you voz to see my roziz As is a boon to all men's noziz, - You'd fall upon your back and scream - ' Lawk! O criky! it's a dream!
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