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There was an Old Person of Brussels, Who lived upon Brandy and Mussels When he rushed through the town, he knocked most people down, Which distressed all the people of Brussels.

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Edward Lear
Age: 75 †
Born: 1812
Born: May 12
Died: 1888
Died: January 29
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