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Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.
Eddie Murphy
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Eddie Murphy
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 3
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I will blow your face clean off your face!
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My life is nothing like the Daddy Day Care life. Me around the house is nothing like the Daddy Day Care dad.
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This is how you answer a door in my neighborhood. WHO IS IT?
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You know you can't just run and shoot people in the knee-caps with double barreled shotgun 'cause you're pissed at them.
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