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I ain't never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while? I ordered some pizza.

Eddie Murphy

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Eddie Murphy
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 3
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I only want to do what I really want to do otherwise, I'm content to sit here and play my guitar all day.
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I've made 30 movies and for the most part my movies work. In a business where success is an exception and not the rule, I've mostly been successful.
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I haven't read a newspaper in 20 years. I don't look at the computer or anything. You have to have a filter on what you let in.
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I just voted for Jesse Jackson !
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I started out as a stand-up comedian. And that's what I'm most comfortable doing.
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The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my shoulder and down my spine. I thought 'Oh, Lord.' I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked, and I was standing on my own titty.
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Every bad decision I've made has been based on money. I grew up in the projects and you don't turn down money there. You take it, because you never know when it's all going to end. I made Cop III because they offered me $15 million. That $15 million was worth having Roger Ebert's thumb up my ass.
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I'd like to produce, direct, write, score, and star in a film in exactly the way Chaplin did. I'll do that before I'm thirty.
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I'm relaxed about my career. I've been making movies for over 20 years, so I've earned at least the right to relax.
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You know you can't just run and shoot people in the knee-caps with double barreled shotgun 'cause you're pissed at them.
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