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You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!
Eddie Murphy
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Eddie Murphy
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 3
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The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my shoulder and down my spine. I thought 'Oh, Lord.' I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked, and I was standing on my own titty.
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I trip off it. You know what's interesting about the makeup is when you get up close and you know he's been working on your face, and you see where the makeup starts and it stops, and how seamless it is. You could look at it for hours.
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How can you do the moonwalk and ask a woman to dance? Hey baby lets dance... cya later!
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This is how you answer a door in my neighborhood. WHO IS IT?
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You can't let the good things people say make you feel too good, because you're going to let the bad things make you feel bad.
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The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people
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I don't think more concentration is required for Robert De Niro to do what he does as for Jim Carrey to do what he does.
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Apparently every man was told to bring three women with them. Sounds like a ho-down.
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The white man gets all the best catchphrases!
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My wife ain't gonna make love to me if I got no money!
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Whenever I am on camera or doing anything on mic, I don't have any process at all. I just do it and, when I'm finished, it goes away. There is no process. I wish there were some techniques to it. I just turn it on and off, and then I go home.
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I just voted for Jesse Jackson !
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I'd like to produce, direct, write, score, and star in a film in exactly the way Chaplin did. I'll do that before I'm thirty.
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I haven't read a newspaper in 20 years. I don't look at the computer or anything. You have to have a filter on what you let in.
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The thing about kids is that they express emotion. They don't hold back. If they want to cry, they cry, and if they are in a good mood, they're in a good mood.
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Are you driving with your eyes open? Or are you, like, using the force?
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I want a woman who can arouse my intellect as well as my loins.
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You know you can't just run and shoot people in the knee-caps with double barreled shotgun 'cause you're pissed at them.
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