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I can figure out which Spice Girl I wanna impregnate.

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Eddie Murphy
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 3
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That's my idol, Elvis Presley. If you went to my house, you'd see pictures all over of Elvis. He's just the greatest entertainer that ever lived.
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I ain't never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while? I ordered some pizza.
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I only want to do what I really want to do otherwise, I'm content to sit here and play my guitar all day.
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Whenever I am on camera or doing anything on mic, I don't have any process at all. I just do it and, when I'm finished, it goes away. There is no process. I wish there were some techniques to it. I just turn it on and off, and then I go home.
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If I don't die in a plane crash or something, this country has a rare opportunity to watch a great talent grow.
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My wife ain't gonna make love to me if I got no money!
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I've made 30 movies and for the most part my movies work. In a business where success is an exception and not the rule, I've mostly been successful.
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You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!
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