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My wife ain't gonna make love to me if I got no money!

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Eddie Murphy
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: April 3
Comedian
Director
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Recording Artist
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Singer
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Stand-Up Comedian
Brooklyn
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Edward Murphy
Edward Regan Murphy
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I’m a comedian who got into movies, so I don’t really think of myself as an actor.
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I only want to do what I really want to do otherwise, I'm content to sit here and play my guitar all day.
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After all these years, I've done well and I'm cool. I feel comfortable in my skin, I've saved some paper, everybody's healthy, my kids are beautiful and smart, doing different things, it's all good.
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I started out as a stand-up comedian. And that's what I'm most comfortable doing.
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