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I can go from blokey to girlie in 15 minutes and then I'm out the door. But that's the fastest I can do it. Becoming a woman takes work.

Eddie Izzard

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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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We have two hundred languages in Europe. Two hundred languages! Count them! I know you won't!
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I wanted to be less well-known in comedy.
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America is the new Roman Empire. Remember what happened to Rome.
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But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana!
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So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!
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That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is it?
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In the UK a lot of people don't like to try. There's a different cultural thing. Here [in USA] if you try and fail, you get up again and start again and keep going. People respect you for it. Even if you keep failing, they respect the tenacity.
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I don't subscribe to the theory that all politicians are crap. I think the 'cool people' often take that position.
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I'm into humanity. I don't believe in God, but I believe in human beings.
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Your eyes flashed fire into my soul. I immediately read the words of Dostoyevsky and Karl Marx, and in the words of Albert Schweitzer, I FANCY YOU!
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I appreciate your applause, but I don't do it for applause. I do it for cash, it's much better.
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I did bronze survival swimming. I could save people in a bronzey kind of way.
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I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
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Comedy is like a very cokey, druggy sugar. You get hits of comedy, and it's very, More, give me more of that stuff, because serotonin is being released in the brain. So it's basically, everyone becomes serotonin junkies, and we are serotonin dealers. And that's what being a comedian is about.
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I want to live till I die. No more, no less.
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It's my manifest destiny to wear a skirt in all countries.
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So in Europe, we had empires. Everyone had them - France and Spain and Britain and Turkey! The Ottoman Empire, full of furniture for some reason. And the Austro-Hungarian Empire, famous for f-k all! Yes, all they did was slowly collapse like a flan in a cupboard.
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Horseshoes are lucky. Horses have four bits of lucky nailed to their feet. They should be the luckiest animals in the world. They should rule the country. They should win all their horse races, at least. 'In the fifth race today, every single horse was first equal...one horse threw a shoe came in third...the duck was ninth...and five ran.'
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