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I can go from blokey to girlie in 15 minutes and then I'm out the door. But that's the fastest I can do it. Becoming a woman takes work.

Eddie Izzard

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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!
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I want to live till I die. No more, no less.
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It's a historical thing, up to the 19th century the English hated the French. Then in the 20th century the English started to hate the Germans - as we began to move alphabetically through the map of the world. Now, the year 2000, we are fine with the Germans... but the Hungarians are pissing us off.
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I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
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Sharks are just evil bastards. I'm quite happy if all the sharks just went, because they eat fish and us. And we need the fish.
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The bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of drama is to be truthful. You can be truthful and funny, but if you're not truthful in a drama than the audience leaves you.
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Danger could be my middle name... But it's John.
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I appreciate your applause, but I don't do it for applause. I do it for cash, it's much better.
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I don't believe in God. So I'm a non-believer in the non-visible. I'm a believer in us in humans.
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Everyone gets cards at the beginning of life. I am transgender, I decided to be honest and tell everyone about it, and that's it.
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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
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You're gay, you sell books... you probably shag the books.
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I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over.
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San Francisco! City of dreaming spires, people live here... Golden Gate Bridge, ahh the Romans came here.
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So in Europe, we had empires. Everyone had them - France and Spain and Britain and Turkey! The Ottoman Empire, full of furniture for some reason. And the Austro-Hungarian Empire, famous for f-k all! Yes, all they did was slowly collapse like a flan in a cupboard.
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