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You're gay, you sell books... you probably shag the books.
Eddie Izzard
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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
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I appreciate your applause, but I don't do it for applause. I do it for cash, it's much better.
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When you're coming out, you have to deal with the whole world saying 'Oh! You're an abominable snowman'.
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He [Charlie Chaplin] was always playing as if it were to the camera, if you've seen the live shots of him when he's going to an opening night or something like that. And the skills that he had were beyond my ability to throw together. You just couldn't really compete with him. He was too athletic at that.
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Honey bees are amazing creatures. I mean, think about it, do earwigs make chutney?
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.
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It's my manifest destiny to wear a skirt in all countries.
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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
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All humans can do more than they think they can do. So I think we can all actually be more superhuman than we think we can.
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
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There's a thing about trying too hard, which I think is in all forms, which is if you really try to do things really well, you can get to a less good place than if you just let go and let it fly. Especially in creativity.
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San Francisco! City of dreaming spires, people live here... Golden Gate Bridge, ahh the Romans came here.
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Horseshoes are lucky. Horses have four bits of lucky nailed to their feet. They should be the luckiest animals in the world. They should rule the country. They should win all their horse races, at least. 'In the fifth race today, every single horse was first equal...one horse threw a shoe came in third...the duck was ninth...and five ran.'
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I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can.
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Little red cookbook! Little red cookbook!
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I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.
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You’ve got to believe you can be a standup before you can be a standup. You have to believe you can act before you can act. You have to believe you can be an astronaut before you can be an astronaut. You’ve got to believe.
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If you go down as a comedian's comedian, that's basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you're doing okay.
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In the UK a lot of people don't like to try. There's a different cultural thing. Here [in USA] if you try and fail, you get up again and start again and keep going. People respect you for it. Even if you keep failing, they respect the tenacity.
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