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You're gay, you sell books... you probably shag the books.
Eddie Izzard
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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
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I don't believe in God. I believe gods and devils are within us. It's our own battle. Our life's battle is to appeal to the gods within us, and to fight the devils within us.
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Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
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I'm into humanity. I don't believe in God, but I believe in human beings.
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I did bronze survival swimming. I could save people in a bronzey kind of way.
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I am someone who's very positive about business, as a social Democrat. I do like the safety net of the welfare system and people setting things and creating business, and that's what I try to do with my own work: export it around the world from the U.K.
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But puberty was... well, before puberty, at school, I didn't tell kids I was a transvestite 'cause I thought they might kill me with sticks, you know?
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I appreciate your applause, but I don't do it for applause. I do it for cash, it's much better.
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I don't subscribe to the theory that all politicians are crap. I think the 'cool people' often take that position.
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Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!
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